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Wanderer

In honor of a certain former governor of the Empire State.

The Wanderer

Oh well I'm the type of guy who will steamroll people down
I've flattened lords of commerce and I've run them out of town
I'd subpoena their associates adn pressure cook 'em all
It helped me climb the ladder to make other people fall
They call me governor, yeah the governor
I run this town, town, town, town, ...

Being Attorney General gave me lots of latitude
But folks up there in Albany have treated me so rude
I tried to dig up scandals on opponents on the right
But they don't just roll over, in fact they put up a fight
With me the governor, I'm the governor
Fear my sound, sound, sound, sound, ...

Oh when I go from town to town
I often book a second room
I get past my guard detail
With two fists of iron and a name they can't impugn

Who knew that $80 grand would buy me twenty hours' time
At least I'm incognito, call me Client Number Nine
I'll do the morning talk shows, so I have to look my best
But first I'll have to get something (or someone) off my chest
'cause I'm an emperor, year I'm an emperor,
When out of town, town, town, town, ...

I dreamt I told Napoleon, "I'm a bigger man than you!"
I never thought the Mayflower would be my Waterloo.
I've prosecuted lots of folks so I have no excuse
I'm hoisted on the same petards and tricks that I once used
My egomania, egomania
I'm goin' down, down, down, down, ...
My egomania, egomania
I'm goin' down, down, down, down, ...



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