Tragedy

Tragedy (by the Bee Gees)

Washington is a long, long way from Arkansas

But it doesn’t feel too far from Chappaqua

Destiny, you all deserve the best of me

I’m flawless just like my campaign, I will deign

To smile and hide my disdain.

Hillary: she won’t reveal just what she feels

It’s Hillary: don’t pick on her ‘cause she’s a girl

With iron will. She’ll be tough on China; she throws it at Bill

Hillary: she wants control but she has no soul

It’s Hillary: her demeanor’s cold each time she scolds

Demanding liege; desiring the noblesse without the oblige.

(bridge)

Washington is a long, long way from Arkansas

But I hope, it’s not too far from Iowa

Yes, it’s true, I’m better than the rest of you.

The Baptist in me wants to preach, I beseech,

Your vote while I overreach

Huckabee: the average Joe that no one knows

It’s Huckabee: he’ll answer straight but won’t poll great

If he should win, he’ll be a tax-raising Republican

Huckabee: His issues make you reach for tissues

Huckabee: he kept his soul but can’t control

His mouth or mind, that’s just one more reason he’s running behind.

(bridge)

Rudy G: he’s tough on crime, you’ll do your time

With Rudy G: if he’s elected he’ll protect us,

Mark my word. Our new first lady will just be his third.

President: how can Obama claim the honor

President: still looking for the hook to put

His name on top. He’s waiting for another big Hsu to drop.

(repeat last verse and fade)