Tears of a Clown

Now if there's a smile on my face

It's because I'm trying to please the client

But when it comes down to pleasing you

Now honey that's where the term sheet's silent

So don't start negotiating

Cause this deal we're contemplating

Is pricing on terms, Oh when will you ever learn

For a hard covenant you may yearn

I don't care if the MFN burns, ooh yeah

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But if the deal's having a hard time

You might hear Mark Nichols whine

Or the tears of Mike Lau when you're turning him down

Oh yeah, baby, oh yeah baby

Now if a new roadshow comes to town

You can show up just to learn the credit

Each day the price talk notches down

That you can trust well before we've said it.

Back up the truck, be happy since you

Let management and us convince you

This deal's gonna go, look at that great CFO

We'll upsize the deal don't you know

Don't make you decision so slow...

But if the deal's having a hard time

You might hear Mark Nichols whine

Or the tears of Mike Lau when you're turning him down

Oh yeah,

Just like Miguel Picache says

At least you're prior to the mezz

While Hanson, Kane and Volkwein try

to change your kill to a buy

The tears of Mike Lau

when you turn him down.

Don't start negotiating

Monahan is bloviating

Don't let this smile I wear

Make you think I really care.