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SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALADOCIOUS

 

When I joined up with Citigroup I truly didn’t know

That they’d require a separate troupe to run third-party dough

And so it came as quite a shock when told I had to move

If they expect all this from me there’s something they can prove…

 

                I want to get paid more now that I work for George Kokulis

                I don’t want no platitudes created just to fool us

                Nor do I want higher ups who try to overrule us

                I want to get paid more because I work for George Kokulis

 

(pack up the van to Hartford I come; pack up the van to Hartford I come)

 

When I joined up with Travelers I interviewed Van Vleck;

Then Messmore offered me a job and I said, “what the heck!”

Since Jordan’s been in charge I can’t believe how fast it’s gone!

I never knew when I joined up that I would work for John…

 

                I want to get paid even more ‘cause now I work for Petchler

                I’m way behind in my reports and picking up new sectors.

                I hope he doesn’t make me do another deal from Schechter

                I want to get paid even more ‘cause now I work for Petchler.

 

(pull out my hair cause I’m going bald; pull out my hair cause I’m going bald…)

 

I joined Commercial Credit and I quickly set to work

To give my wisest counsel to protect that precious friend.

Although I made it to the top I cannot shake him loose.

He set me up to steer this ship and even tied the noose…

 

                Although I am the CEO I still report to Sandy

                Being his general counsel certainly has come in handy.

                My lack of operating expertise has turned out dandy.

                No matter where we end up we are still working for Sandy.

 

                You never can get paid enough to always work for Sandy.

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