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Rockin' Around the Tree


Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree


 

Walkin’ around the Travelers

it’s a happy holiday.

We have to laugh and play at work

since vacation shrunk away.

 

Walkin’ around the Travelers

is a healthy happy crowd.

Health insurance costs so much

getting sick is not allowed.

 

                It’s not yet to the point where I am bolting for the door

                Still, my loyalty’s conflicted...

                (all that stock is still restricted)

 

Walkin’ around the Travelers

there’s a comfort in the wake.

There isn’t much more we can lose

‘cause there’s nothing left to take.

 

                The stockholders are happy since the share price does reflect

                that management is so penurious

                a pension is deemed too luxurious

 

Walkin’ around the Travelers

it’s a happy holiday

except for folks at Aetna who know

that - we’re - on - our - way!

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