Oops I Did it Again

Oops! … I did it Again

By Gluttony Smears

I think I did it again

I bought Citigroup for its dividend

Oh baby

Now the price has been crushed

I thought Vikram was gonna be tough

I lost more than my senses

‘s what I get for chasing the yield

Oh baby, baby

Oops! They did it again

They asked Alwaleed to save their rear end

Oh baby baby

Next they called on Dubai

Explained to them why

They need more capital

You see their problem is this

They leveraged their bets

Got hung on their loans, structures and SIVs

I cry, watching the price

Can’t you see I’m a fool to dollar down thrice?

I know I’ll call the bottom

Let’s just hope the fourth time’s the charm!

Baby oh

Oops! … I did it again

I bought Citigroup for its dividend

Oh baby, baby

Oops! … You’d think I would learn

The losses they churn!
They’re so incompetent!