Old Toy Trains

Old Toy Trains                                                   by Roger Miller     

Our IPOs rate outperform;

Must accumulate; Strong Buy is the norm;

If you rate if Hold it might be mistook;

Analyst, don’t you think it’s worth another look?

Close your eyes,

Watch your income rise.

All is well

Play it cool

And I’ll help get your twins into nursery school

Market shares grow when we cross-sell.

Rate it Buy; it’ll work well.

With a bullish stance we can build our book

Analyst, don’t you think it’s worth another look?

Just pretend

Bull markets never end.

You will see

Your reward

Will be acting as if you’re on Worldcom’s board

You’re very smart, you see things as they are;

We pay you well; you’re a superstar.

I wouldn’t intercede or question your hard work.

Just forget I said it’s worth another look.

I suppose

We’ll both be deposed.

Tell the truth;

That is best,

And we’ll put that boardroom struggle thing to rest.

Spitzer’s inside; so you must go

Mike moves aside; Chucky runs the show.

Though we pay a fine, no one is a crook!

Wall Street, don’t you think our stock is worth a look?

Analysts, don’t you think we’re worth another look?