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Nuttin' for Christmas


I’m Getting Nuttin’ for Christmas                               

 

We helped Enron hide some debt

Somebody snitched on me.

But the accounting proved legit

Somebody snitched on me.

We’re above board now so what gives

And all the risk with which we live

Was sold off in derivatives

Somebody snitched on me.

 

Oh, we’re on Page One of the Journal

Eliot Spitzer is mad.

Though all of his probes seem eternal

I don’t think we done nuttin’ bad.

 

I touted Winstar, then it filed.

Somebody snitched on me.

And changed a rating for my child.

Somebody snitched on me.

Now our research must be pure.

Sallie Krawcheck is the cure.

How can e-mails cause such stir?

Somebody snitched on me.

 

Oh, we’re on Page One of the Journal.

You’d think that we were the mob!

New allegations diurnal

And we were just doing our job.

 

To win favor from CEOs

Somebody snitched on me.

We gave them shares in IPOs

Somebody snitched on me.

They allege this greased the skids

For new business, these were quids

Plead the fifth in case it did

Somebody snitched on me.

 

Oh, we’re on Page One of the Journal

With each edition we wince.

Sandy was getting infernal

And called Chief of Triage: Chuck Prince.

 

So we better be good whatever we do

‘Cause if we’re bad, I’m warning you

We’ll make Page One of the Journal

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