Never Fully Dressed

YOU’RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT A SMILE

(dedicated to all current and former Citigroup employees)

You’re pension can

Cause tension when

It’s taken by guile

Remember you’ll never fully vest with Sandy Weill

Pay that you earned

Three years deferred

Every year it’s a trial

Remember you’ll never fully vest with Sandy Weill

If you think you’re due them

Be careful what you believe

It’s more of how much you can give

And how much he receives that matters!

Those options are

No options if

The stock has dropped by a mile

Remember you’ll never fully vest with Sandy Weill

You’re W-2’s

Telling you

Just how much you should file

Remember you’ll never fully vest with Sandy Weill

You never get a contract

Unless you’re a Senior Veep

Potential income’s not a fact

It’s only what you keep that matters!

Enjoyment of

Employment is

Replaced, tasting of bile

Remember you’ll never fully vest

Your holdback’s repossessed

You’ll never fully vest with Sandy Weill