My Favorite Things

My Favorite Things

City of Moscow was T plus a fiver

Then came the Loewen Group – a deal one could die for

Deals loved at Greenwich that Hartford despised,

Soon became losses which we monetized

Hundred year bonds based in emerging markets

When summer came they were short sellers’ targets

Columbia HCA soon went code red

We tried to sell but the bid side was dead

            CBO-2

            Had a warehouse

            Then it hit the freeze

            We hoisted ourselves

            On our wisdom’s pitard

            That we call our “Best Ideas.”