ALL I ASK OF YOU / THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHT

(from THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA)

There are evildoers, lurking in our midst

They’re here, sneaking and leering

Through social engineering

They are shoulder surfing, accessing all our files

To purloin information

To seek our defamation

But I am here to protect all our assets

Read each memo that I’m sending you

Say you’ll clean your desk before you go home

Lock up, and promise that you’ll do

All that the BISO asks of you.

Stack those papers that clutter up your office space

Purge your floor of all those unsightly piles

Use your cabinet to lock up all your files

And receive BISO, GISO, CISO smiles

When new deals come lock them up quite briskly.

Dare not read them, it will be too risky.

Never bring them out

Evildoers lurk about

Keep them shuttered up and pass the test that’s right

The spot-checks of the BISO every night.