Most Wonderful Time

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It’s the most wonderful service of all

But our hopes will be dashing

as PCs are crashing

and who needs First Call?

And they’ll never be around when we call.

And they won’t give us the things that we need.

For internet, Bloomberg,

Bondcalc and a cell phone

must God intercede?

For a multimedia PC we plead…

“We just have no resources

for helping you horses

and we hope that you’ll understand…

So please don’t berate us

and swear you won’t hate us

‘cause nothing else matters but PAM.”

Just to get things done ‘round here we’re compelled

without any warning

to go up to Jordan

we screamed and we yelled

for the best service of all…

for the best service of all…

for the best service of all, serve yourself.