More Than A Woman

A song dedicated to Al Gore and his favorite religion.

MORE THAN A WOMAN (by the Bee I Gees)

 

I’ve traveled all around the world
telling every boy and girl
of how they can affix the blame
for famine, drought and hurricanes
Suddenly I’m where it’s at
to Tipper’s and to my surprise
Like Le Duc Tho and Arafat
I got myself a Nobel prize

I must confess my “Inconvenient Truth”
Is really just hyperbole
That’s what it takes to wake up those who’re aloof
Eliminate all carbon or we’ll
watch the eskimos
dancing ‘round the tundra wearing only their Speedos

(chorus)           

     More than a warning
     It’s global warming to me 
     Temperatures soaring
     They’re up .04 degree

Antarctica is melting down
and every polar bear will drown
can we ever undo the harm, of letting folks in Greenland farm
We must prevent the oceans’ rise
I’ve got support in Malibu
but if their homes fall prey to tides
at least I got an Oscar, too

I buy an offset every time I fly
And in two thousand years or so

If we don’t do just what I say then we’ll die
Eliminate all carbon or we’ll
watch the eskimos
dancing ‘round the tundra wearing only their Speedos

(Repeat chorus)