Merry Little Christmas

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

We were told to leave the Plaza Building

And a date was set

Page assured she’d see that all our needs were met;

Through July we packed up all our boxes,

Threw away much more;

All we knew was Cigna would be right next door.

Now we park several blocks away

We walk half the day, it seems.

Would we miss the cafeteria,

Its listeria and themes…

Now we eat our lunches in our office

If the phones allow.

Can our portfolio make it to year-end somehow?

Who’d have thought the markets would have fallen

What will bonus be?

It compounds our performance anxiety.

With each blow up the pressures rise,

Losses monetize, find gains

We’re so thankful we can rely

On our expert-guy, Al Haig.

It’s amazing how we’ve stayed together

May it e’er be so …

Why did Craig and Carnduff really have to go?

So now we’ll wait ‘til Torrey shouts “Geronimo!”