ParodiesLost.com

Maybe

MAYBE

(dedicated to MJM)

 

Maybe doing deals

Or maybe trading loans

Traveling to visit a company

Or running CLO clones

 

Meeting management

Or taking conference calls

Is this my future career path

Or is this where my life stalls?

 

Met interviewed

Everyone here

They held the cards

Of my life and career

 

After our visit

Then MetLife chose

Was I blessed

Or did I get hosed?

 

Now I work the phones

With no authority

Wasting away, better play me

Or trade me

 

I’ve got a wife

I’ve got a girl

They’re my two most precious

things in the world

 

I will support them

But one thing is clear

This has to change

Or I’m out of here!

 

Once my bonus’s paid

I will make up my mind

MetLife had better now play me

Or trade me.


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