Love Me Like A Rock

Written as if it's a campaign speech from Senator Obama, with a whack-job heckler in the audience.

Though I am Hawaiian born, (no birth certificate)
Some supporter of McCain (some far right wacko nut)
Would say now who do, (Who?)
Who do you think you’re fooling? (in Kenya you were born)
I was counsel to ACORN (they cut corners with the law)
I organized communities
Now everybody loves me, they love me
They faint and they swoon and hug me
and love hearing me talk.
I’ll organize your block, oh baby
They love me
They love me, love me, love me, love me

I became a senator (cash from Fannie Mae)
When I served 100 days (cash from Freddie Mac)
I said I’m ready, (Who?)
Ready to lead this country (and be the President)
I’ll be Commander in Chief (I support the troops)
I’m gonna hunt Bin Laden down
Now Hilary loves me, and prays we
pay off her large campaign debt.
She says, “Vote for Barack!”
her endorsement is a crock, but baby
She loves me
She love me, love me, love me, love me

Now I’ll be the President (Biden as VP)
and raise taxes on the rich (and everybody else)
I say now who can, (Who?)
Stop me and Reid and Pelosi? (we’re filibuster proof)
I’ve got favors to repay (I owe it to the press)
an economy to socialize
I can because they love me
They love me
Get down on your knees and thank me
I’ll pull out of Iraq
I’ve been against Iraq since I

Started running. Start running, running, running, running.

Fade out:
They love me, love me, love me, love me
(love me I’m Barack)

(I’m against Iraq)

(Look at how they flock)

(listen to me talk)