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Let's Go Fly a Kite


LET’S GO FLY A KITE

 

When the road you’re on takes a fork

‘cause the analysts stayed in New York

don’t despair or distress

this will work for the best

we will find some new hires who think Hartford is cool.

 

Let’s hire analysts

George Kokulis insists

We don’t want another billion write off

He’ll keep a closer eye

On our investment pie

So let’s hire analysts

 

Our assistants are feeling the strain

They must serve the new folks we obtain

We can’t hire any new

Assistants for the crew

We just pile on them higher, ‘til they quit or retire.

 

We invest in debt

We’re not efficient yet

They forget we are a profit center

They need to realize

Our need to analyze

Let’s hire assistants.

 

Let’s hire analysts

While our budget permits

We still have some holes in certain sectors

Seek in futility

To fill Utilities

Let’s hire analysts

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