Jolly Old Saint Nicholas

JOLLY OLD SAINT NICHOLAS

Golly old saint Rick DeGroff

Hear our plea so shrill

We need to expand our staff

To manage $20 trill (ion)

All these resumes we find

Stacked up in a pile

Whose will make the grade and fill

Our needs for a while

The twenty trillion's not yet here

Jordan wants to know

Should we hire the whole darned world

Or just take it slow

Who came first, the chick or egg?

How do we get large?

Petchler will hire anyone

If he can be in charge

The new hires should be Hartford-based

Smart beyond the pale

And not exceed the quota cap

Of those tall, blond and male

          So we leave it up to you

          Dear HR guy Rick

          Is ten thousand hires OK