Jingle Bells

JINGLE BELLS

The article leapt out

The Journal made it clear

Hear 'ol Wall Street shout

It was a banner year!

Our pay's competitive

They said it; was it meant?

We all expect our bonuses

To be up thirty percent

Oh …Market Pay! Make our Day!

That's what we work for.

5,000 will be millionaires

so what's a dozen more?

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Productivity improved.

We worked at record pace.

Our shareholders are soothed

This year we won the race!

Performance? We excelled!

So show us how we're viewed.

We only bring this up

'cause we're afraid of getting …

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