Jingle Bell Rock

JINGLE BELL ROCK

Citigroup Citigroup Citigroup Stock

We do not mind if you pay us in kind

Use it for groceries, you know you can when the

Stores like Stop N Shop accept it as tender

Tipping the waitress or the mailman

Nothing brings cheer like Citi stock can.

Give it as presents to all that you know

Then sit and watch it grow.

                Diversification is overrated

                Citi ticks up every day

                Let’s make this clear, there’s no risk here

                Enron wants it in their 401(k)

Emerging world countries who have too much debt

You don’t need the IMF

Cancel the loans and the currency too

And give ‘em Citigroup stock!

                No more foodstamps, no more welfare

                Poverty has fled the scene

                When you can tap your Wealthbuilder

                At every local ATM machine.

When we have conquered the entire world

The secret we’ll never tell

Though all your assets are in Citigroup stock

You can never sell!