It's Beginning to Look

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE XMAS

It's beginning to look a lot like Sandy

Weill is here to stay

Take a look at how Alwaleed

Came over to intercede

"Divide your jobs and things will be okay!"

So Sandy said, "Why don't I take banking

And managing money.

But John Reed is the best by far

Running Legal and HR

And Technology."

 But things got untidy and then we lost Heidi

And everyone's feelings were sore

Reed took a flier and said "Let's retire

have somebody new run the store."

But Rubin did the choosin' and said Sandy gets the chore!

He's consolidating the operations

Weeding out the chaff

Success is in who you know

Each co-head has lost its co-

The loyalists have charge o'er all the staff

"You have two years to find a new successor."

Citi's board did say.

But we all know rather well

That the board can go to heck

Sandy's here to stay.