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If Ever I Would Leave


IF EVER I WOULD LEAVE YOU


Whenever I should leave here
It wouldn't be to MetLife
Those people need to get life before I would go
All those cubes and pod-people
Having nothing to say
I would miss all the banter ad the repartee

But when I ever leave here
How could I go to HIMCO?
My chances are too slim, though, I'd not have to move
Will they be taken over?
It's a matter of when.
In five years are we looking for new jobs, again?

And could I interview up at Babson, but I want to know
If they are worth pursuing or will I once again hear "NO"?

Whenever I should leave here
I wouldn't go to Teachers
They're bureaucratic creatures and worse so than Met
No, no not to HIMCO
MetLife, Teachers nor Pru
But still it hurts to leave all of you.

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