I Told You So

I never was the kind of guy who had it great with women

I never hit it off with anyone

Just hanging with my buddies, staying home and watching football

Was all I really needed to have fun.

Until that summer morning, when I was just out driving

And I saw her standing in the field alone

I had to pull on over, made an awkward introduction

And wondered how I’d ever bring her home

I love your cow. Don’t ask, I don’t know how

I saw her in the grass and wondered if I asked would she be my girlfriend

She’s choice and prime, she’s my sweet bovine

And now her dance card’s full and she won’t take no bull from anyone again.

Please don’t misunderstand me, we’re keeping it Platonic,

I just like the feeling of her Holstein hide

And though my heart is taken, my parents’ faith is shaken

And all the sheep were spoken for that night.

Well, this won’t last forever, we haven’t got a future

And when it ends I know my heart will break.

But should I break it off now, I’m pondering the question

Would I rather have a girlfriend or a steak?

I love your cow. Don’t ask, I don’t know how

We’re dancing hoof to toe that’s how I know she’ll always be my true girlfriend

She moves me so when she moos and lows,

And now her dance card’s full and she won’t take no bull from anyone again.