I Saw Mommy

I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS

I saw someone kissing Brittany

On the videotape late last night

What a thrill it must have been

Just to co-star in that scene

But every time she tried to talk

He turned to watch his Bloomberg screen

Then I heard someone say to Brittany
"Don't tell a soul just keep your lips sealed tight!
Oh, the things that might ensue
If my Daddy had seen you
and me on the video last night."

(repeat)