Holly Jolly Christmas

Holly Jolly Christmas

We are Salomon Smith Barney

And we’re SEC compliant

Nicely treat

The folks you meet

‘til each becomes a client

Here at Salomon Smith Barney

We don’t suffer gladly fools

We insist

With iron fist

That you obey the rules

Va Va Voom

The Boom Boom Room

Was horrible and lewd

If somebody works for you

Don’t kiss her, we’ll get sued

We are Salomon Smith Barney

And to make our mission clear

Oh by golly

We’ll be Barings Shanghai Solly

Next year.