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Private Equity

Private Equity

Life is proving how they’re moving

Private Equity away.

With a big investment…

Then Greenwich Street gets to attack

Their group head once worked for Goldman Sachs

A market return is all they lack,

But they moved away some equity.

If the deal is venture…

There’s no more Jim; it’s Rivkin’s turn

Some of his deals get a decent return

But yet the others will crash and burn

Still he moved away some equity.

                We kept the funds right here

                ‘cause one thing’s clear

                a third party’s no reason to fear.

                They won’t let Hartford make the calls

                ‘cause they just don’t have the “guts.”

Things like Hollywood Planet…

A one-off deal? A hobby? Yes!

But don’t say that when talking to Tess

That kind of deal is moving southwest

Yea, they moved away more equity

With an oil investment…

It can remain right in its place

For such, New York just hasn’t a taste.

In fact, they think that its toxic waste

But at least we kept our energy.

                Now that Hunter’s come

                We hope that some

                New transactions will nestle up here

                We’ll be certain he’s the cure when he

                Buys a house in Simsbury

We still do some business

But there’s a day we’re sure to dread

When some “old friend” gets to do it instead

Like Harvey, Heyman, Rivkin and Fred

They will take away our equity.

They will take away our equity.

Private Equity

Private Equity

Life is proving how they’re moving

Private Equity away.