Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Jamie Dimon was a guy that worked here,

He could make money hand over fist

He was once involved in all decisions

But now his name is purged from every list

            He was dancing at the Greenbriar

            And got between Steve Black and Maughan

            Too little space for so much ego

            And now we know two-thirds of them are gone

                        Our goals and strategies are global

                        And unified under one name

                        The “Citi” brand has recognition

                        And Salomon Smith Barney’s not the same.

Jamie got blindsided by his “father”

The board was soon filled in about the deed

No one man is bigger than our mission

And Sandy’s new found son is Johnny Reed.