Goodbye to Love

Inspired by a great golfer.

I’ll say goodbye to golf

At least for a time so good luck PGA

No one watches if I am not playing on Sunday

I’ve always strived to be a champion since I’ve been one

Now Lefty might win one

 

If I take some time off

Maybe she will take me back

Plus I’m still recovering

From her 9-iron whack

 

Goodbye to Gatorade

Endorsements from Accenture, Chevron and Gillette

All that time in Vegas turned into a lousy bet

Is Elin Nordegren someone I can restart with

The millions she’ll depart with …

 

Since I always travel,

hostess service can’t be beat

But the blabbing porn stars

Have revealed that I’m a cheat

But I’ll still keep seeing waitresses;

a guy has got to eat!

 

What lies in the future is a mystery to us all

Will Nike still imprint my name upon their balls

There may come a time when I won’t make the weekend cuts

But I’m magic with my putts.

 

And it’s goodbye to golf.

I’ll say goodbye to golf