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Going to Take Some Time


IT’S GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME

 

It's gonna take some time this time
To get myself in shape
With the cheese curds and the brats and beer
I’ve put on some weight

The headhunters don't return my calls
they put me in voicemail (each time)
I've Linked-in all of the folks I know,

But my network’s getting stale

So it's goin' to take some time this time
to pad my résumé
‘cause the young guns in the hiring line
work for lower pay

After three months on my duff

No job offer is near

Mac ‘n’ cheese every night gets old

And I’m almost out of beer!

So it’s goin’ to take some time this time.

And I can't pay the bills
Can't afford my pills

It's gonna take some time this time
to get my house to show
If I'm lucky and receive a bid

Guaranteed, it's low!

After all the years I've owned
I'm renting from now on.
I no longer have any equity.

And my COBRA Health is gone.

And it's goin' to take some time this time


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