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Embraceable You


Displace me,
If I'm distasteful to you.
Replace me,
If I'm disgraceful to you.
20 years' of excellent experience, yet
I'm not "good enough" to land a job at the Met.
I love all
The hands that worked on this boat
Above all
I want my hands 'round your throat
Pay me a pro rata bonus
That's the only decent thing to do
'cause you're replaceable, too.

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