Camelot

PARMALAT

Parmalat . . . Parmalat!

          You flaunted what the law allows!

Parmalat . . . Parmalat!

          You’ve been milking more than cows!

Just where did you let all that money go to?

You claimed you had accounts where you did not!

Just think of all the people you’ve brought woe to,

          At Parmalat.

What geniuses created Bucanero?

The same time your accountant’s on the dole.

Recoveries won’t be much more than zero

From that black hole.

Parmalat . . . Parmalat!

          You came to market twice a year

Parmalat . . . Parmalat!

          Your balance sheet was too unclear

Seems B of A just had to win that mandate.

They wanted those investment banking fees.

You issued debt so often they would seem like

          Annuities.

Aseptic packaging protects your products

But not so the investors in your deals

Who succumbed to your inveigle

Whose notes aren’t worth a bagel

We’ll shmear the management and bankers

Who brought Parmalat!