Blue Christmas

Blue Christmas           

I’ll have a new Bloomberg for Christmas

I’ll get a new Bloomberg, as promised

I will place it where I

Can price things I buy

Without the trek to one

A half mile from my desk

I’ll have a new Bloomberg, that’s certain;

And when the bond market starts hurting

I’ll discern when to sell

If the market’s gone to hell

If I could just get myself my own new, new Bloomberg