All I Want is a Room

All I Want is a Room Somewhere

All I want is a protege

Who's in charge but will let me stay

who won't decrease my pay

so I remain eternally

One not caught in a sticky mess

with a corporate plane stewardess

and wouldn't tick off Jess

now wouldn't that be good for me?

One with the confidence of the street and wouldn't make them wince

Can I remain king by handing my scepter to the Prince?

Last year's troubles are far behind

On to mergers if we can find

Deals I can mastermind